My Brother And His Girl Just Got Married, And They Went To Vote for Barack Obama for Their Honeymoon

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So we had to sign a declaration of common law in front of a witness with a notary seal. We did it so that I can be on his insurance plan at work (insurance, for the first time in ten years!). That is a pretty dumb reason to get married, but we have been together for nearly 11 years, so I think it was time. John asked what we will do for our honeymoon, I said that we were going to vote. A fitting honeymoon for a marriage out of such necessity as health insurance. Maybe we will have a shin dig later sometime, and invite all you hippies to join us, but it is getting cold out and we never really planned anything, so it would be a while.
Anyhow, happy voting day!